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Cards Against Sexism
The party game the patriarchy didn’t ask for.
but we made anyway.
65 things women actually get told. 130 ways to fire back.
psst… someone really said this one. out loud. at work.
Play a round
You’ve heard it. Now you’ve got 15 seconds.
A real comment. Three comebacks. Fire before the bar runs out — same rule as the table.
How to play
You know the rules. You’ve heard the comments.
Every Comment card is a line someone really said — we didn’t invent a single one. You get fifteen seconds to fire back, which is fourteen more than real life tends to give you.
It’s a party game, not a training course. It’s up to you whether and how you use any of it in real life.
Read
The Top Cat draws a Comment card and reads it aloud. Best offender voice, please.
Fire, blind
Everyone's got 15 seconds to slide a Comeback face down into the middle. No overthinking it.
Shuffle & deliver
Top Cat shuffles the played Comebacks — just the ones face down in the middle — and deals one back to each player at random. You usually won’t get your own. Top Cat reads the Comment again and everyone fires the Comeback they were handed, out loud.
Judge & win
Funniest delivery wins the round and keeps the Comment card. First to five Comment cards wins the game.
The pairings
You’ve heard these. Now you’ve got answers.
130 Comeback cards. 65 Comment cards. Every Comment card is a line someone actually said.
What’s in the box
65 real comments.
130 comebacks.
One box.
The purple cards are the quotes. Every one of them was said to someone, out loud, by a real person. The blue cards are what you wish you’d said back.
- Players
- 3 to 8
- A game
- 20 to 45 minutes
- Age
- 18+
- Made
- Hand-packed in Switzerland
How we play it
Play fierce.
Stay kind.
Who judges the round?
Pick whoever arrived latest, has the loudest shoes, or won the previous round. Democracy is optional.
What actually wins a round?
Confidence. Timing. The look on someone’s face when it lands. Not necessarily the funniest comeback — it’s how you fire it that wins.
Can we bin a card?
Absolutely. Every Comment card is something someone really said. If it lands badly for anyone at the table, bin it and draw another. No explanation needed.
Can we write our own cards?
Yes. Or suggest them to us and we’ll test them with real players. The best new combos end up in the next deck.
Out in the wild
People keep sending us these
Rooftops, pub tables, one courtyard that got loud enough for the neighbours. Every photo here came from someone who’d already played a round.
The serious bit
A funny game.
A real contribution.
A portion of profits goes to Sophia, a free, anonymous, 24/7 chatbot for anyone affected by domestic violence, run by our sister organisation Spring ACT. Because better conversations at the table can help power safer lives beyond it.
First edition.
50 decks.
Under the tree by Christmas.
We’re hand-packing the first run. Sign up by 31 October and you’re one of the 50 we guarantee before Christmas. Everyone after that joins the queue for the second batch, printing now for the new year.
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Coming soon
The Duolingo to unlearn sexism
A companion app is coming soon: the same comments and comebacks, training you to respond in real life.